How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!