How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool