How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How was my soup?

Souperb.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup