What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops