What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.