What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops