What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.