What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.