What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!