What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.