How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.