How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!