How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.