How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away