How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!