How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.