What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet