What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.