What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream