What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"