What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears