What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)