What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark