What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef