What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels