What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels