What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels