Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."