Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"