What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad