What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad