What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad