What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

Real Dad Jokes More Real Dad Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad