What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad