How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.