Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.