Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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The Darth Mall.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.