What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.