What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.