What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.