What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack