What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack