What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.