What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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The infantree.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack