What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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because they're inbred

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A cracker with cheese.

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.