How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese