How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.