How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.