How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese