How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.