How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese