He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Coz he was high :D
He was caught playing in A minor.
He got hit by a bus
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
He used base 3.
