Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.