SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.
He was a boar.
They both love The Wall
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
A curry-ous guy
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
Waiter: We can dream can't we
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
Rugs and kisses!
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
Because they're Not-Z's ( )
By hare mail!
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.