SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
He said he can't elope.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
A nISISist
Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)
30 because that's peasants work.
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
She wanted to be the center of attention.
You use tulips.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
