How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.