How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.