How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.