How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ?

Because they are ugly and they stink !

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....