How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.