How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.