How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

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What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Miss.Steak

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.