How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.