How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.