What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.