What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.