What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.