What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses