Pharmacist Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....