What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."