What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT