Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
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So that they can get closer to the sink.
I sink therefore I am.
It's the one that always sinks....
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
A sink.
So they can stand closer to the sink.
A Pedro leak.
A faux-cet.
That sinking feeling...
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So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Put it in water
you put it in the water
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
Put it in water.
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Knock on the hatch.
Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.
So they can stand closer to the sink
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
In Sink!
Knock on the door.
Sinko de Mayo
It's been feeling drained
A: Knock on the hatch.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You knock on the door.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
By how fast it sinks.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
You let it sink in.
You put it in water
A: You're a real drip.
Because it needs bailing out.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
I think we're in sink."
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
Because he was stuck in denial.
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Bless you!
They both like to throw a ho-down.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
Employed people.
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The execution
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
A: On a map!
