What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo