What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.