Sink Ship Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.