Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.