Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.