Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM