Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.