Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM