Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.