Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers