Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )