Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark