What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."