What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP