What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!