Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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No Escape

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A Lot.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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A chip monk.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Pump Kin

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What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.