How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!