How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.