How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.