How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.