How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side