How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side