How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.