How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.