How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"