How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"