What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle