What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!