Comb Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!