Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Misunderstood Jokes More Misunderstood Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.