He is so misunderstood.
A bird that talks in morse code !
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Colin.
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
A: Down in the mouth!
He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."