Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."