Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."