He is so misunderstood.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
HIP HOP
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."