What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!