What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!