How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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A phantomime !

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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A gallop poll.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!