How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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A phantomime !

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!