Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!