Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!