Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!