Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!