Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!