Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
USB.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again