Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.