Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us