Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What goes after USA?

USB.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again