Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.