What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.