What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.