What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What goes after USA?

USB.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.