What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What goes after USA?

USB.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What country is next to USA?

USB.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.