What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.