What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.