Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.