Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.