How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.