How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.