Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.