What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.