What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes