What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes