What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes