Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.