Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.