Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.