Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.