Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What are Mexican hackers called?

BanDDoS

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.