Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.